may 7 in idea barrages

You will cover mediocre classic rock as metal under the name REO Bleedwagon.

You misheard the little bird, he told you your disguise was falling, which for some would be even worse, but he was right, the little twerp.

A film about an ambitious young man slowly driven out-of-touch with reality and eventually outright delusionally insane by the fruits of his obsessive pursuit of success. CITIZEN KANYE.

Syndicated morning radio is dead because if people want slightly clever imaginary friends to laugh at their own jokes about light news, they have… all of social media for that. Maybe local shock jocks can still work for local interest but that’s it.

I keep reading it as “CORVID outbreak” and lamenting how much cooler a plague of ravens would be than a plague of, y’know, plague.

COUNTERPOINT: Jim was a smug dismissive self-centered jerk, Pam was a passive-aggressive pushover ready to throw out her dreams at a slight breeze and, yes, they were made for each other but not in a good way.

Too many things to think about and I feel like a failure at all of them. I know it isn’t true, of course, but every stumble and insecurity is blown up huge by the fear and lack of schedule.

Your BATTLEFIELD EARTH themed Van Halen parody will be called “Terl, You Really Got Me Going”.