may 6 in idea barrages

I love that facebook is flagging April Fools Day articles as fake news. It’s like driving so fast in a car that the speedometer flips.

BIG BRAIN: start a Cameo account even though you’re not famous, people are stuck in their houses and just want someone new to talk to them.

I enjoy that fundamentalism actually made Pence slightly dumber than the isolation of lifetime wealth made Trump. There’s not much to smile about these days but it’s something.

You’ve been lied to if you’ve been lead to believe that justice is defined by what we deserve. No, justice is what we need.

“Red areas on an electoral map” is so wordy. Why not just “hate pockets”?

Your movie about a death-metal band with only one hit will be called THAT THING YOU DOOM.

“Don’t call us Time Travelers,” she said, “we prefer Pastronauts.”

A picture of a My Chemical Romance concert with everyone in the crowd expertly photoshopped into Phil Collins and the caption “Emo Phillips”.