may 4 in idea barrages
- May 3, 2020, 1:05 a.m.
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When this is all over, let’s get together and cover Dylan’s “Not Dark Yet” in the style of Leonard Cohen together.
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You can tell if you’re in New England or The Middle Atlantic entirely by if the inevitable random abandoned coffee cup in the drug store is from Dunkin or Starbucks.
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Had Outback Steakhouse been smart, they would’ve paid the producers of Ghostbusters 3 so that when Egon’s daughter/granddaughter/whatever would be forced to choose the form of the destroyer, they’d have to battle The Looming Onion.
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Captain Picard looks into his bathroom mirror as he pops a space-viagra, Dr. Crusher waiting expectantly in the next room over. He swallows and points to himself in the mirror, whispering hopefully: “Engorge.”
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If a pierced nipple gets infected, is that a titty-blister?
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She doesn’t like being called “kink-versatile”, she prefers to call it “whipped topping”.
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I mean, if you were REALLY cool, you’d be working on a parody of the Velvet Underground’s “Foggy Notion” about the Daredevil supporting character Foggy Nelson but I am still not legally allowed to force people to be that cool. Yet.
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If someone had just called her bluff and kissed Flo’s grits as she always requested, maybe ALICE could’ve ended a lot earlier.
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