apr 29 in idea barrages

90 Day Fiancee but for Americans trying to marry into a country with a sane health care system. “Say Yes to NHS” we’ll call it.

No, the BEST name for a death-metal band would be “Gein Day”.

Why say “who wants to play Pokemon?” when you could say “WHO WANTS TO SMASH BALL MONSTERS TOGETHER?”

It’s good that someone named Greg invented the Gregorian Calendar. If it had been someone named Jeff, we’d have nations at bloody war over whether it’s the Jefforian Calendar or the Geofforian Calendar.

I hope weightlifting magazines don’t call them “editors-at-large” rather “editors-at-HUGE”.

They should call the theme to Pokemon “Battle Gym Of The Republic”.

Now, the WORST YA novel possible would be called “Are You There God? It’s Me, Matlock”.

Yeah, Chef Boyardee was short but he wasn’t THAT short, there was at least a yard in there.