apr 27 in idea barrages

Drafted into the war between MacDonaldland and the Burger Kingdom, so desperate that civilian officials were up for the draft as well, he took up the rank of Major McCheese.

I mean, I’m sure someone has already done a knife-block in the shape of Julius Caesar, I’m just saying it’d be fun.

A terrible musical about a saccharine-cute penguin monster in love called PORG-Y AND BESS.

The thing about social distancing is that, like, I get most of my ideas by listening to other people, mishearing other people, smashing disparate ideas that I get from other people together into memetic Voltrons. I feel creatively lost right now.

A great name for a metal band would be Deicidal Tendencies.

The good thing about being a New York Mets fan right now is that with no baseball, I don’t have to watch them run a Robinson Cano that should’ve retired two years ago out there and pretend he’s still an everyday player. Bright sides!

Half French culinary academy, half Reform synagogue, The Temple Beth Chamel.

Bronies give each other horseshoe crabs.