apr 23 in idea barrages

Give yourself credit just for making it through a day, these days.

A redneck warlock who lives in a weird hut by the swamp called Bubba Yaga.

In L.A. you avoid contact with people by traffic being too bad to drive out to see any of your friends. It’s called SoCal Distancing.

If there was a pornographic parody of the Back to the Future films and they didn’t use the line “1.21 Jigglewatts!” the producers should have their pornography license taken away.

Maybe they weren’t calling your attention to the macarena. Maybe it wasn’t “Hey, Macarena!” Maybe they were saying “Hay Macarena!” Like they were really artsy craftsy and they were making a macarena out of hay.

Under quarantine with the salons all shut down, your roots will start showing but it’s okay. Hopefully in the good deeds we do for each other, our roots will be showing too.

If I’ve learned anything in my life, it’s that people who are burning for a revolution for (reason reason reason) tend to get so laser-focused on the idea of revolution, they don’t see how it long ago subsumed the reasons that they started with.

I don’t know a lot of things but I know that at some point in the pre-production of RATATOUILLE, some executive pitched “STIR CRAZY” as a title and the creatives had to pretend it wasn’t the worst idea of all time, to protect some idiot VP’s ego.