apr 17 in idea barrages

The proper nickname for Bud Light is “Blight”.

Store Brand Sugared Corn Flakes! Theeeeeeeeeey’re ADEQUATE!

Isn’t cocaine tightly compressed to pass as a Christmas decoration really just blow-molded?

A Legend of Zelda themed Dance Dance Revolution knock-off called THE MACARENA OF TIME.

Would spare welding flux be call “tig old bitties”?

Market a brand of condoms called “The Show” so your advertising slogan can be “The Show must go on”.

That early-summer low-70s and unbearable-humidity out there adds another level of eeriness to the day. It isn’t supposed to be like this in mid-March in the Adirondack foothills. Man and nature alike out of rhythm.

The greed & the corruption cannot be forgiven for a second but the simple ignorance I give people some slack. America hasn’t seen something like this since the 1918 flu pandemic, literally a century ago. We don’t live long enough to transfer experience between cycles of history.