apr 16 in idea barrages

A giant sea-hawk that attacks and devours terrible pop-country acts called The Grand Ole Osprey.

The dog in Garfield was only nicknamed “Odie”. His real name is “Olive Drab” a nod to his extensive service as a military assassin before retiring to the life of a house pet. He has strangled many a man with his prehensile tongue.

LATE NIGHT THOUGHTS: Isn’t in-breeding just white trash getting recycled? Isn’t bukkake just a baby shower?

Sometimes when they offer me Horsey Sauce at Arbys, I hear “Orgy Sauce” and to this day, it throws me off.

It’s amazing how many conspiracy theories about the DNC people try to cook up when the truth is, the support for Sanders while passionate is fundamentally regionally & to a lesser extent demographically limited. He never was & could never be a national candidate.

The coolest celebrity mash-up of all would be Brian Eno and Emo Phillips into Eno Phillips, one of the coolest people to ever live.

A bracket of the best swamp monsters called Marsh Madness.

Firework displays are a booming business.