apr 15 in idea barrages

If you had to create an erotic short story about the Sovereign Citizen movement, like, as a commission, I hope you at least give it the title LEGAL FRICTION.

You know what would really cheer our nation up in troubled times? If Bill Murray started a Celtic band called THE DROPKICK MURRAYS.

In a world where they ban tennis shoes, rebels must congregate in underground sneak-easies.

A fantasy story where an STD acquired from centaurs is called “Saddle Sores”.

Someone wished that “everyone should take a little time out of their lives to stay home and reflect on things” and a cursed monkey’s paw had one little finger just curl up.

I saw “Dana Carvey” trending and I was afraid he died or something, I know he’s had heart problems, maybe he was more susceptible to COVID or something… happily, it’s just that some video game presenter at a teleconference looking like him.

Owning a monstertruck called The General Grant and running over a bunch of copies of the car from Dukes of Hazzard would be pretty goddamned fun.

Maybe I am like 14 years old on the inside but seeing a posting that said “Five Guys - Pick-Up Only!” made me giggle.