apr 14 in idea barrages

If what’s best is currently impossible but you continue to plow all your energy into pursuing what’s best to the exclusion of all else, you are wasting your gift of life and making things worse for those around you. Find the best thing you can accomplish currently. Start there.

If you don’t understand at his point how, for all his flaws, a Biden presidency would be infinitely better than Trump, you’ve been ignoring how bad things get when there’s not a grown-up who will listen to experts at the wheel. Vote Blue.

If the world is to be saved, it won’t be saved by preening rich men or blustering ideologues. It won’t be saved by philosophizing artists like me, either. It will be saved by scientists and nurses and competent administrators doing their goddamned jobs. Never forget that.

Your Pat Benatar parody about the Halloween movies will be called “Love Is A Haddonfield”. Bonus points if it involves going into battle with Michael Myers atop a mighty Benataur.

Step One: get DC and Seresto flea and tick collars into a marketing deal. Step Two: make a limited run of yellow collars called Sinestro collars. Step Three: have nerdy pet owners climb over each other to give you money.

Pulling a tick off the cat, I realized that we can now have Corona with Lyme up here in the Adirondacks. Somewhere God laughs.

If we can ever manage to dislodge Trump from Washington and if he manages to evade prison time at the end of this all, he can go start a magazine called Unscientific Unamerican.

A kinder friendlier internet myth about a thin shadowy fellow who sneaks up behind you to give you a delicious nutritious smoothie called BLENDERMAN.