march is still terrible barrage in idea barrages

1.) The undercover cop arrested him for soliciting a prostitute during the rain delay, total case of entarpment.

2.) I hope that when people start uploading their consciousnesses to the web, we'll say that they "ran off to join the circuits".

3.) If you think about it, in video games the Jedi Mind Trick is The Kenobi Code. From a... certain point of view.

4.) I want an origin tale for The Riddler where he acquires his costume by murdering Matthew Lesko.

5.) When recreational marijuana becomes legal in New York, selling it at Herb Philipson's seems almost TOO good an idea.

6.) In the early days of the internet, it was all ASCII no questions, I'll tell you no lies.

7.) A mash-up of The Rolling Stones "Brown Sugar" and the Davy Crockett theme?

8.) "You were a wifi signal, I was a laptop without the password" would be a great missed connections ad.

9.) It's about a depressed peanut on a desert island. It's called "Blue Legume".

10.) How about when a girl finds out a guy was only friends with her because he wanted to date her, we say she was "bonezoned"?