apr 5 in idea barrages

Less misery cults, more mystery cults!

I can see the forest, or any given tree, it’s all those imagined distinctions in-between, that are utterly lost on me.

Political arguments aren’t Superman fighting Mister Mixedpickles, where if you just find some loophole of logic or rhetorical device, people suddenly have to agree with you and vote your way. Christ, I wish that’s how it worked but it just isn’t.

Clearly the path to making quick money on the internet is creating a video game called Craftcraft where you build fortifications and sling spells ar each other in a Michaels.

His fetish for an epidemic was broad reaching, he was into all sorts of epidemic. He was pandemic.

A marriage between a chicken mcnugget and the robot that made it was going to last. They ended up mechanically separated.

Rage, rage against the watchman of the bank/go softly nightly into that good safe

The Saint Patrick’s parade and the Boilermaker are the two days that Utica is actually as bad as everyone says it is. Freezing to death while wading through vomit or boiling to death while wading through vomit aren’t high on my list of good times.