apr 1 in idea barrages

If I just called every country act out there “Cody Codyngton” I’d probably be right like 83% of the time.

If you legally change your name to “Serious Inquiries” you’re going to get a leg up on anyone else trying to use the Personals, Classified and many Help Wanted ads.

Take what you’re doing seriously but never yourself. You are basically a skinny little ape that happens to know a little math. Try to do the most with that you can but never forget how weird you really are.

Attending all parties with a naked painting of yourself as the herald of your impending arrival is one hell of a power move.

The size of a promise and the odds of that person either lying or being crazy and therefore unable to fulfill that promise is a direct relationship.

When you are young, small simple acts of decency and kindness will seem naive, underwhelming and futile. If you’re lucky, though, you will reach an age when you come to see them as desperate, radical and possibly the only things worth doing at all.

When your mind feels like a ruined street strewn cultural detritus, flotsam & jetsam of a flooded super-consciousness, ad jingles and old teevee themes, some times all you can do is to fall softly backward despite everything and make trash-angels.

I looked up “Jesse Thanos” on google image search, found no pictures of a purple Elizabeth Berkeley wearing the Infinity Gauntlet and lost the final thread of hope I had for my poor generation.