the 69th barrage in idea barrages

1.) Save money on your copy of The Human Centipede by cutting out the middle man!

2.) Mistakes have been made because of cowardice. Mistakes will be undone with courage and just a little luck.

3.) A Star Trek fanfic about Kirk running afoul of three green sisters he's trying to have sex with called "The Trouble With Triplets".

4.) The second Dethklok game is just a re-skin of Toki Toki Panic.

5.) A karaoke of "Puppy Love" becomes much more sinister at a furry convention.

6.) "The Legend of Curly's Gold" just explains what the symbols mean on the map to Curly's gold.

7.) Nothing that advertises itself as collectable will ever be valuable just as nothing that is trying to be so bad it's funny will ever be funny.

8.) Whenever that godawful How I Met Your Mother show is called HIMYM I think it's one of those names for God where they drop letters to not use it in vain.

9.) Having already written a parody of "Cocaine" about Hank Hill's propane, I don't know if I can write one about Ukraine now.