mar 21 in idea barrages

1. I look forward to the day Taylor Swift finally takes to combat with her mortal enemy Taylor Leisurely.

2. Having finally shaken the girl off his trail, the wolf snarked to himself “more like Little Good Riddance Hood”.

3. I don’t know which would be weirder, Studs McKenzie or Suds Terkel, but I imagine either would be delightful.

4. No, you are not allowed to call your venereal disease “Drippin’ Dots”. No, not even if you contracted it in a small booth at the mall.

5. haiku:

Tempest in reverse
reclaim your scrolls from the sea
banish cruel winter

1. The Lovecraftian gods prefer to be called “The Great Experienced Ones” these days, they find it less ageist, doncha know.

2. LESS MID-LIFE CRISIS, MORE MID-LIFE CATHARSIS!

3. In the end, Sanders’ base is an insulated plurality of the American left. Trump’s, sadly, is an insulated plurality of the entire nation. All the in-betweens roughly cancel each other out. You needn’t do much math. I’ve seen the movie and I know what happens.