mar 15 in idea barrages

  • March 14, 2020, 12:26 a.m.
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  1. UNPOPULAR EMOTIONAL REACTION: Often, the cringe of THE OFFICE was not cathartic insofar as similar feelings in life, rather doubled them down and made me feel worse.

  2. The god of wine and thunder lizards, Dinonysus.

  3. Why are bards so good at picking up female Clerics? Jack of all trades, master of nuns.

  4. You can’t spell homeowner without meow. It’s just facts, kids.

  5. A team of NPCs that rap all your lesser missions to you that identifies themselves only as A Tribe Called Sidequests.

  6. The good news is that there’s no one overarching conspiracy for some shady group to “rule the world”. The bad news is that there are dozens of overlapping circles of depraved rich idiots mutually blackmailing each other.

  7. The worst drag name possible, and you could be a queen or a king to use it in all its horror, would be “Thigh Fieri”.

  8. I honestly don’t know what I could learn more about the Democratic field of candidates in this Debate #5,352 that I didn’t learn in the first 5,351 debates.


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