mar 1 in idea barrages

Don Quixote wasn’t a tragic hero, he was a melodramatic idiot, pornsick on poorly written chivalric pennypress trash and he brought disaster wherever he went. He was a negative example.

“Perfect or Nothing” as a mentality is the worst of both worlds, all of the effort, none of the outcome. You may as well not try. Step back, breathe, do the math. Consider what’s reasonably possible then fight like hell for that instead.

I tell Ollie “no, this food is for me, this is human food, you are a dog, I am a human, this is my food” and I look into his eyes and I know what he is thinking back at me, he is telling me “that’s specist of you, I am disappointed.”

In the end, we’ll mostly be/strung up on crosses hewn/from the wildest of our dreams.

If you think about it, polka is the real Pole dancing.

Cancelling your subscription to CBS All Access is really just saying “Viacom dios.”

There’s no winning in life, no endgame, no glorious conclusion, only cycles smaller than you & cycles larger than you. There is only digging in your heels to hold off Ragnarok while trying to teach others to do the same after you’re gone.

He loves angel food, he loves red velvet, he loves sponge, he loves chiffon, he loves all kinds of cake. He is pan-cake.