mar 3 in idea barrages

“I love your decorated recycling bin!” “Thanks, yeah, it’s a nice conservation piece. “

I’m not good at tabletop roleplaying yet but I did put a bunch of angry bees to sleep with fog cloud so, like, I’m at least creative in my spell application.

As Sun Tzu once said, no sphincter survives contact with the enema.

Orwell was only mostly right when he said the future would be a boot stamping on a human face forever. It is actually a custom leather designer dress shoe stamping on a human face forever. But, I mean, he got in the ballpark, no doubt.

I still say that the beginning of GNR’s “Anything Goes” sounds like someone sinisterly chanting “Chuck E Cheese, Chuck E Cheese, Chuck E Cheese, Chuck E Cheese”.

facebook’s “People You Might Know” keeps sending me women I don’t know but have that crazy look in their eyes that thrills me and I’m like “Zuckerberg, you know I am a weak man.”

You don’t have to call “Star Wars” “Star Wars A New Hope”. You don’t have to call the Utica Memorial Auditorium “the Adirondack Bank Center” or the Carousel Mall “Destiny USA”. Language is not upon the whim of commerce, it lay within you.

You are at a barbecue competition. You are in front of a stern committee, headed by a man in a helmet so large you cannot see his eyes. He identifies himself as Judge Dredge. You tentatively offer him your cole slaw, he barks “I AM THE SLAW”!