feb 26 in idea barrages

I’ll never understand the men who are thrilled by a woman’s beauty but intimidated by her intellect. Myself, I am enthralled enchanted revel in intellect but end up a coward, intimidated by beauty. I guess I’m weird.

If you had the most saccharine maudlin cringy DJ of all time endorse a cell phone, we could have Samsung and Delilah.

“Its either road cleaning community service or New Jersey state prison,” the judge bellowed, your choice. Rahway or the highway. “

Remember, your love is valid. Love is valid. Happy Valid Times Day.

One thing shared by the far left and far right in America is the frothing fantasy that their president should rule by fiat and ignore a divided Congress that would act to oppose them or at least slow them down. Horseshoe theory and all that.

I am such a bleeding heart that I will see a sparsely attended sporting event in a photo and I will feel terrible for them. Not enough to actually attend a soccer game, mind you, but they have my sympathies nonetheless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make some sick graffiti art under her nom-de-guerre “Bawksy”.

“What are your feelings on killing a Tauntaun to save a Jedi from hypothermia?” “…Luke warm.”