hey nineteen in idea barrages

1.) There's a difference between a one-way lie and a mutually-agreed-upon fiction. The lie hurts less.

2.) When I win the lottery, commissions on Deviantart for pictures of Shaq dunking a basketball into God's mouth will go up 5000%.

3.) Silicon Valley will never have crazy moguls like the 40s did because Hughes/Disney pencil mustache beats chinbeard every time.

4.) Ghostbusters 3 would involve Cthulhu threatening us with the most horrifying weapon of despair in existence... the idea of Ghostbusters 3.

5.) Okay. I basically have the material to start anew. I think I could take New York with the material I've written in the two years I've been feeling like hell that I couldn't take New York. At least as an R-rated comedy singer. Maybe as a PG-13 rated poet too. Now to concoct a vector.

6.) You hyped yourselves up with so many crazy Flight 370 theories that ANYthing other than everyone being miraculously alive will disappoint.

7.) As an aside, I definitely need to build a psycho-dentist costume for the next C. Amanda Boutahorse's Cult Classics "Little Shop of Horrors". Finding a XXL medical coat at a thrift store, though, sounds like a tall order, no pun intended.

8.) 50% of life is showing up. 15% of life is being good at a thing. 35% is being connected or lucky. There's your math.

9.) A punchline needn't be spoken. A knowing silence can be the punchline. The performer. The audience. History itself can be the punchline.

10.) There's a much thicker line between crazy and weird than most people think if you take the time to appreciate the subtle differences.