feb 23 in idea barrages

Self-care is a way of proactively caring for those around you.

If Michael Richards went vegan, he would be non-dairy Kramer.

When Popeye butt-chugged to gain extra power, it was crammed spinach.

If as you take off your clothes, someone else is continuously inexplicably putting your clothes back on, you are a mobius stripper.

Soon after they met on that tornado fetish site, it blossomed into a whirlwind romance.

This is the dawning of the age of Kid Icarus, age of Kid Icarussssss, age of Kid Icarussssss, KID ICARUS!

Your film about two deranged otaku trying to start a anime cat girl brothel will be called FRISKIES BUSINESS. It will be terrible.

Don’t order people to smile. At most, if you must, ask “what can I do to make you want to smile?” It still isn’t perfect but I think it’s a damn sight better.