feb 21 in idea barrages

As they say, build a new fake name for the next full moon and Facebook memes will beat a path to your door.

Your album of shoegaze covers of children’s songs will be called My Buddy Valentine.

If the XFL could ever come up with team-names that didn’t sound like names from a 3rd party generic NES football game called “NAMCO’S AMERICAN FOOTBALL”, maybe it could succeed. As it is, it’s the “BattleHawks” vs. the “Renegades”. No. Really.

An organic formulation of Count Chocula could go with the slogan “It’s Not Just All-Natural, It’s SUPER-Natural!” and so, I mean, you have to do it.

Don’t take your Christmas decorations down. Next year, simply put up a second set. Repeat as necessary until you are either committed to an asylum or start a trend.

An acceptance speech where the winner does not actually do the “raise the roof” motion but merely raises awareness of the roof motion.

to the tune of COUNTRY ROADS: “Don’t need rooooooooooads, Marty no, the future’s… where we goooo… Twenty Fifteen, see your children… where we go… don’t need roads…”

David Foster Wallace. Australian for David Beer Wallace.