feb 19 in idea barrages

Whenever a youtuber says “links in the description” I hope there’s gonna be a big ol’ picture of a lynx and they always let me down.

Maybe the problem with 21 Pilots is maybe that’s not enough pilots. Maybe if they had like… 48 pilots they’d actually rock.

In the shadow of grief or pain or doubt, there is nonetheless wisdom to be found, things we can only see when not blinded by false hopes or cruel avarice. The thing is to survive it and step forward with new knowledge to help others.

2019: I can’t believe there are 5,000 Democratic presidential candidates. 2020: I can’t believe there have already been 5,000 Democratic presidential candidate debates.

I want a prank open casket where the lid is rigged to slam on peeps’ fingers if they don’t watch out. Remind them, even in death, who is boss.

We wish you a merry cystmas, we wish you a merry cystmas, we wish you a merry cystmas and a septic new year.

Betty White playing her character from Golden Girls as a deranged serial killer no one ever catches onto because she’s just so sweet and it’s called MURDER SHE ROSE.

I mean, I’m sure they imagine they’re dragons but they sound like salamanders at most.