feb 17 in idea barrages

Is a sorcerer that officiates marriages a “wedlock”?

A movie called ACTUAL EMPIRE RECORDS about the music section on the PX on the under-construction Death Star and instead of Rex Manning Day, it’s Sheev Palpatine Day.

Thicken your avocado dip with crushed communion wafers for true holy guacamole.

If you replaced the kitten on the “Hang In There, Baby” poster with Jesus on the cross, the meaning would be surprisingly only slightly altered.

Garfield wasn’t named after the president, rather after a corruption of “Golgoth’s Field” an archaic curse invoking the hill of Jesus’ crucifixion. Garfield hates Mondays because they remind him all the criminals weren’t resurrected as well, which he thinks would’ve been neat.

Heresy, theresy, there’s blasphemy everywheresy, from Mickey Mouse to Morrissey, there’s room to doubt and that’s fine with me.

A chef brings something to a boil, you bring your boil to a dermatologist, it is the circle of life.

Success doesn’t mean you’re worth listening to. Success gets you heard. Most of the time these two facts are in direct opposition to each other but every once in a while, someone threads that needle for a while and is sublime.