feb 16 in idea barrages

The old urban legend that some bubble gum had spider eggs is a hell of a platform for a parody of that Gwen Stefani song “Spider Webs”.

When global warming floods the coastal states, will we have a sea caucus for New Jersey?

Kombucha infused THC edibles would taste terrible but at least you could call em Scoby Snacks.

I had a great pun about jail breaks but now it escapes me.

People with a sexual fetish for the opening credits are real introverts.

You think Clay Aiken is ever complaining about his legs hurting and is like “Oh my Aiken legs!”?

Waldo should just set himself up with a GoFindMe campaign.

The wealthy farmer wallowed in his own cropulence.