feb 15 in idea barrages

“Things haven’t made sense in a long time,” he said. “That’s okay,” she replied, “they never made sense, that was just a veil lifted from before your eyes.” “Oh.”

Ships are only worthwhile if their portmanteau is funny, like a Jon Hamm/Christopher Eccleston ship called Hamm&Eccs.

If you’re blowing each other kisses, are you in a lung distance relationship?

The year is 1968, the Beatles are recording The White Album. Suddenly, Batman bursts into the room, slams Paul to the floor and starts strangling him, demanding “MARTHA! WHY DID YOU SAY MARTHA?”

The Beach Boys song “Kokomo” except instead of exotic beach locations listed in the chorus, it’s the names of infectious diseases that have caused pre-emptive panics in the American media.

Say what you will about Achilles but his sulking is in tents.

A really great name for metal band would be “Gosh Jroban”.

If you stare too long into the Noid, the Noid will stare back, ruining your pizza.