feb 14 in idea barrages

The exotic animal trafficker was tired of the hustle. It was time to cash in her chimps and get out.

If you are a Canadian teen heart-throb and you don’t get the insult “HEY, LEAF GARRETT!” that’s your fault, not mine, that insult is pun gold.

I think sometimes people conflate social movements and political movements. Social pressure for sudden radical idealistic change does have a tradition in America, but when we’ve tried to do it electorally, it’s usually a dud or worse a backfire. They’re both valid but they work differently.

The realization that Bernie Bros would’ve dead-ass tried to cancel FDR for being “moderate” and “old-money”, killing The New Deal in its crib for “not being radical enough”, sorta cleared a lot of things up for me.

I just want a Dune/Star Trek cross-over so we can get to the line “Many machines on Deep Space IX”, okay? If that’s wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

We need, like, a Scholastic Book Fair but for grown-ups. Just all kinds of rad books and shiny stickers and linticular rulers but it’s, like, of Vonnegut novels or Rachel Maddow’s newest non-fiction thing or whatever. Someone get on this, for God’s sake.

Walked by the television with THE BACHELOR on. A contestant’s profession was listed as “Fashion Blogger”. And I was like, yes, that fits.

Post Malone looks like Seth Rogen after a nickel in the state pen.