a prime example of these barrages in idea barrages

1.) Pac-Man's more fun if you say the ghosts are the damned souls of Mens Rights Activists & the sheets are fedoras pulled down over their eyes.

2.) To air is Bud and at basketball, he's divine.

3.) You think Putin's behind the scenes all like "I wanted to be a CRIME lord not a CRIMEA lord, you guys!"

4.) A patchwork quilt, your favourite pieces of the old costumes, drape it upon you and be subsumed.

5.) "Honesty Insurance, because Honesty... is the best policy."

6.) She only liked the newest rides at the Berry Farm. She was a neo-Knottsy.

7.) Easy Halloween costume #347: Bedsheet toga and a bottle of bronzer. "I'm Orange Julius!"

8.) "Sorry, I was wrong, we're having steak tonight." "Oh, don't worry about it. No ham, no fowl."

9.) Today, there wouldn't have to be a Sermon on The Mount, there would just be an e-Manual.

10.) "Ron Paul" is an anagram for "Pornual".

11.) It's an EDM dance move where you dance like you're trying to shake dog poop off your shoe. It's called "dumpstep".

12.) As far as the heartbroken Jack Horner was concerned, Little Miss Muffet was the one that got a whey.

13.) Annoying as the Flight 370 theories are, at least it's not folks getting the vapors over a former child star manifesting healthy sexuality.