feb 8 in idea barrages

All the local dogs hate me, now, because they think I am a precursor to Ollie, the little dog that fights everybody. I’m like the Silver Surfer to Galactus Destroyer of Eardrums.

Pain is just your body’s way of telling you “stop trying to prove you’re tough, you damned idiot”.

The secret to parking cars in tight places is not caring, in trusting your instincts more than you care if you damage the car. I’ve lived a long time now, longer than I’ve had any right to, and I’ve learned many things but God help me, I’ve never learned how not to care.

“Jack and the Beanstalk” and Satan’s Rebellion were both essentially both just about trying to put one over on the guy upstairs.

Mediacracy: governance by those with the largest audience share.

If Anne Rice ever opens a restaurant in New Orleans, she damned well better sell Edgar Allan Po’Boys.

L. Ron Hubbard was a mediocre science-fiction writer, at best. A regular H.G. Well-Enough.

If you’re coo-coo for Coco Puffs, is that part of an imbalanced breakfast?