jan 31 in idea barrages

Twerkers of the world unite, your hips are so loose, it’s insane.

Allow the unintentional to look unintentional. Allow the intentional to look intentional. Abandon pretense in both directions.

Your album of EDM RENT remixes will be called SEASONS OF WUB.

Bring a giant tub of mayonnaise on the plane, refer to it as your emulsional support condiment.

Keeping one foot in the practical world and one foot in the world of theory is the only way to be good at either and it’s also one of the hardest things to maintain long-term in a life. And thinking about that balance is a good sign that I need a nap.

A Vulcan dating app called Ponfr.

Imagine a world where THE PHANTOM MENACE had been good. Imagine Ben N Jerry’s Boss Nass ice cream with “DE CARMEL CORRRRRRE”.

SVEDE HOME MINNYSOTA, SEE YOUR LIPS TURNING BLUE, SVEDE HOME MINNYSOTA, LOSE FEELING IN YOUR TOES TOO