jan 16 in idea barrages

Once every four years, end of February, we should all just stop what we’re doing and binge watch Quantum Leap for a day.

If you’re born rich, you shouldn’t get credit for making yourself more rich. Like, when you get interest on your savings account, you dont get a medal for that. That’s just how the system’s designed to work.

39 previous winters, I think I’ve heard the word “squall” used… roughly 39 times. This winter, it’s all squall this and squall that, it’s like the word EXTREME in 1995. Someone name an energy drink Squall.

Oh yeah, being old is bad but being young is worse, if that’s any consolation.

Less smoothies, more soothies!

If Americans didn’t think it was their god given right to fix all their problems by threatening death or straight-up killing, maybe we wouldn’t allow “leaders” to function like that, either. Maybe the cult of the gun is the dead-center heart of our national cancer. Could you imagine a world where, on both sides, on all sides, no one could collapse into edgelord fantasies of violent revolt? Where everyone just had to compromise and that’s all there was to it? What a better country, what a better world, what a better life.

I am no spring chicken but I think I am a summer sausage and that’s pretty cool too.

You aren’t “hacking in the basement”. You’re “working in the w00t cellar”.