jan 14 in idea barrages
- Jan. 12, 2020, 2:44 p.m.
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If only “Starf” was a word in English, I could make some really great Nintendo “Starf Ox” jokes. Maaaaaybe an Icelandic retro-gamer would enjoy a joke about the hard-working (starf means work in Icelandic) ox rolling barrels but that’s about it.
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You will perform vaguely Beatlesesque mediocre alt-metal under the name “Badfinger Death Punk”.
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Constantly refer to Humpty Dumpty as “the Precarious B.I.G.”
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His perfection of the toupee making art was a real rugs-to-riches story.
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Enthusiastic horses are hot-to-trot whereas enthusiastic eugenicists are hate-to-trait.
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There’s probably money in starting a fat people cover band of The White Stripes called The Vertical Stripes. I’ve never played the drums before, which means I can play at least as well as Meg White so that’s a start.
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Two days after Christmas is devoted to thirsty social media private messages and is called In-Boxing Day.
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I really enjoy how every time a 3-D fad hits, people will try to say “no no, THIS IS THE TIME it is going to stay mainstream forever!” I don’t wanna, like, mediatheorysplain but it didn’t work in the 50s, it didn’t work with Avatar, it ain’t working next time either.
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