jan 4 in idea barrages

A country cover of “Hey Ya” called “Yee Haw” would be 100,000 more legitimate fusion of country and hip-hop than “Old Town Road”.

“You are the walking embodiment of the avian flu virus!” she insulted him to which an onlooker reacted “OOOH, SICK BIRD!”

If you’re a Pretenders cover band, there’s so many different ways you can go with your name. I mean, you could go intellectual with “Impostor Syndrome”, you could go logical with “The Real Ones”, there’s so many paths to take.

The living room in Pee Wee’s Playhouse was literally alive.

The best name for a band is Yosemite Sam Peckinpah.

They no longer call them “glory holes” they now prefer “sources for anonymous tips”.

Selling MREs that burst forth spring-loaded snakes when opened is the ultimate tactical joke.

Somewhere in Oklahoma there is a pants company that just missed cashing in on a fad with “OK Bloomers”.