The Ides of Marrchage 2 in idea barrages

1.) So many friends marching in the Utica St Pats Parade. Don't slip in any of the... ah... previous beer.

2.) Last night, I dreamed I was an MLB bench player getting my first chance as a starter but visiting well-wishers distracted me and I failed.

3.) Or, of course, the Kardashian musical GENTLEMEN PREFER BLANDS.

4.) The shortest distance between two points is a lie.

5.) I still say that if we designed a card party game that was good called "Trigger Warning" it would sell like mad.

6.) A Chinbeard In Every Pot, A Fedora In Every Garage! #WhiteManMarchProtestSigns

7.) Basically, they sing a bunch of songs about Ireland in Muppet voices. They're called "Frogging Molly".

8.) He got caught posing as a church official and was arrested for Petty Parsonry.