dec 26 in idea barrages

You know those rigged carnival games where you’re supposed to shoot all the colour out of a star with a bee-bee gun but the only way to actually win is to blow a circle out around the circumference of the star to knock it out? Yeah, that’s how I write.

Schrodinger’s List: we do not know if one is naughty or nice until the list is unrolled.

A really depressed invisible man who fights crime as The Stealth Bummer.

Ben and Jerry: your DUNE tie-in flavour will be called Frank Sherbert.

There is no video on youtube of the Futurama Hypnotoad sitting in a fireplace, backed by gentle Christmas instrumentals, mesmerizing the audience on a four-hour loop called “The Yule Frog” and I blame everyone for the lack, even myself.

Is the opposite of gluten-free “gluten-extravagant”? “Gluten-costly”? “Gluten-lush?”

Mr. Boston’s was the original flavoured vodka, it’s just that the flavour was despair.

It’s fun to refer to honey as “bee milk”.