dec 22 in idea barrages

Secretly, LOL never meant Laughing Out Loud. It always meant Living On-Line.

I love how the little snakey dude believes he’s significant enough for anyone to even consider someone treading on him. You’re a little snakey dude, go do snakey stuff, take your delusions of grandeur somewhere else, snakeman.

The secret to Batman is that he doesn’t just dislike guns because one killed his parents. He dislikes guns because they make killing too easy and when killing is easy, a spiral of madness can only follow. He protects the world from himself by not using them.

I know that a human infant is called “a baby” and a cat infant is called “a kitten”, I just hope a rhino infant is called “a little horny”.

I spent much of my time on the drive into work debating whether it’d be funnier to sing the Hey Dude lyrics to Hey Jude’s music or vice versa. This probably says a lot about me.

Never admitting your transgressions, always doubling down, never conceding the truth or the feelings of those you’ve wronged, it’s a precedent this fraudulent “president” is setting in our culture and it’s a virus in our national discourse.

Drowning your sorrows in non-optimal. Drowning in your sorrows is, however, worse.

It is no one else’s job to create an arts scene for you. Standing around telling other people to do that for you doesn’t make it happen, hell, it only wears those people down even more. Go out there yourself and make a scene.