dec 8 in idea barrages

You have no idea how many times I thought they were saying Donkey Kong in the song WINDS OF CHANGE before I realized they said Gorky Park.

If I were on a campaign bus through Iowa, I would definitely be singing “Going to the country, gonna make a lot of speeches” until they threw me off the bus.

If your mom is a grizzly bear and your dad is a polar bear, are you a wintry mix?

A sitcom about the hell of fast food work called Burgatory.

THC-laced saline solution would literally give you a contact high.

To raise morale at the candle factory, they hired a votivational speaker.

When you realize you’re running out of thyme, that’s seasonal depression.

I hope the collective term for murderers is “a crow of murderers”.