dec 7 in idea barrages

All I know about “modern” country is that their names could all be the names of like mid-tier WWF wrestlers. I’m pretty sure there’s some dude out there named Luke Bryan but I’ve no idea if he’s opening for Garth Brooks or wrestling for the intercontinental title at Survivor Series.

Your band will be called Madonna Reed.

A spin-off of Antiques Roadshow called Joanie Loves Tchotchkes.

Art is a prayer given material form. And vice versa.

It is technically correct to call the medical prosthetics shop a “second hand store” but you’re just gonna confuse people if you do.

Whenever recreational marijuana is legalized in NYS, your store’s ad jingle can knock off “Don’t Fear The Reaper”. “…baby, don’t fear the reefer… it’s just hemp with a scarier name…”

Currently, my brain is mashing up the religious song “Battle of Jericho” with the Sugar Crisp cereal jingle. “Joshua fought The Battle of Jericho, Jericho, Jericho, Joshua fought The Battle of Jericho, it’s got the crunch with punch”. I think this is an insight into my brain.

On Arrakis, they have Worm Sign. Up here in the Adirondacks, we have Wet Snow Sign. It begins.