nov 22 in idea barrages

TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PARROT ICE CITY WHERE A GOOD SNOW CONE IS STILL A BUCK FIDDY, OH WON’T YOU PLEASE BUY A CONE?

How hasn’t Marilyn Manson done a song called Demons Are A Girl’s Best Friend? I should be in charge of these kinds of decisions.

The illegitimate 2016 election is the leveraged buyout of a distressed property by shady Russian financiers, vulture capitalism at it’s most base, first sold off the parts, now Trump trying to rip the copper out the walls before the cops show up.

They called it “Windows” because they knew you were going to want to defenestrate the programmers most of the time.

At first I was mashing up Queen’s “Don’t Stop Me Now” and Starship’s “Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now” in my head but then I realized that you basically can only make something worse by adding Starship. Except the Star Wars Holiday Special, of course, it remained equally bad there.

Who retires and un-retires more: professional wrestlers or radio personalities?

Your pen name as a culinary romance novelist will be “Susan Vide”.

Everyone thinks Topher Grace is short for Christopher, but he was actually born Tofuinous Seitan Grace.