nov 21 in idea barrages

. He hurt his back falling into a wardrobe, suffering a narniated disc.

1. If he had REALLY wanted to piss off Han Solo, Kylo Ren could’ve invited his dad to a meal of truce and during the dessert been like “You like the brownies? There’s something special about them… they’re a little… chewy, aren’t they?”

2. All I’m saying is that if you do drag of, like, BAYWATCH, your name should be “Scuba Diva”.

3. It’s not nearly the punishment Louis CK deserves but I hope he realizes no one at his shows these days cares about comedy or has any sense of humour, is just at his shows to “own the libs”. He receives only the hollowest applause now, any effort is wasted.

4. When you do your best to remember that everyone else is a pin-prick’s worth of divinity inside a big ol’ sack of meat and you are also a pin-prick’s worth of divinity inside a big ol’ sack of meat, the whole deal gets clearer. Not easier, mind, but at least clearer.

5. I just realized that the short stories I’ve written just to get to bad wordplay at the end should really be called “Chekov’s Puns”.

6. Evolution is just mistakes that turned out more useful than what was originally intended, surviving moving forward. The same is true of the creative process or, at least, my creative process.

7. Sometimes we all feel a little bit like Newsweek, having lots of issues but no one really caring about them anymore.