nov 20 in idea barrages

Lula roe is actually the eggs of people who demand to speak to a manager.

Being trapped in my mind means spending a morning considering if the theme song to STAR TREK ENTERPRISE was ripped off from Warrant’s “Blind Faith”.

When we were kids, we related to Luke Skywalker, all excitement and wonder. As adults, we relate to that one droid that partly blew up and was useless because of a bad motivator.

If you reflexively agree with all of China’s extraterritorial land claims, does that make you a Taipei Personally?

What’s the biggest roadblock to nursing home sex? Depends.

Whenever I see the name Grubhub, I think it’s a way to buy larvae.

A radio made out of pasta would be a macaroni Marconi.

If you run out of supplies for your Halloween rituals, don’t worry, you can go to Rite-Aid.