nov 8 in idea barrages

A Star Trek third-person shooter game called GEARS OF WORF.

Your 50s rock/doo-wop band that sings about horror movies will be called “Freddie and the Kruegers”.

Your pastry chef rap group will have its debut album called “Straight Outta Compote”.

We should measure time by a unit of how long it feels like an American League playoff game takes. By the old calendar, I am 40 years old. By the new calendar, I am 3 American League playoff games old.

Crazy Eddie wasn’t really that crazy, he was slightly frantic or manic at best. A truly Crazy Eddie would make you pay two apes or three thousand carrots for a stereo system.

HOW DIDN’T THEY CALL THE SPONGEBOB MUSICAL “A Porous Line”? IT WAS RIGHT THERE, IT WAS RIGHT THERE, THE PUN WAS RIGHT THERE.

Even I have to admit that the teaser trailer is an absurd idea. “It’s an ad, well, it’s more an ad for an ad, to hype you up for the real ad you’ll see in like a week.” It works in practice but in theory, it sounds completely insane. Humans are completely insane.

In Soviet Simpsons, cow has a man, YOU!