nov 7 in idea barrages

Eventually, there should’ve been a raid on McDonaldland by Mechagrimace.

On the run from the mob, Whoopi Goldberg goes into witness protection as a septic system repair woman in CISTERN ACT.

How doesn’t Sam Adams have a pumpkin beer called Samhain Adams?

A meta IT where Pennywise says “We’ve all tried turning it off and on again down here.”

Sometimes someone is so passive-aggressive, it’s just passive-impressive.

I just realized that the Munson Williams Proctor Institute needs a mascot called Marilyn Munson.

An album of Metallica songs about Frankenstein’s wife called BRIDE THE LIGHTNING.

Your rom-com at a ren fest will be called YOU’VE GOT CHAIN MAIL.