nov 3 in idea barrages

Ghost summoning is really just visitation rites.

Yes, Columbus Day is racist as hell toward Native Americans but, as a minor side-bar, it’s also racist against Italian-Americans because they stuck us with the racist holiday. Somehow, we’re the bonus racism foul shot after they hit the racism three-pointer.

Arbys should sell little grilled edible visages of their oven mitt mascot and call ‘em Crispin’ Glovers.

Most writing is the writer either trying to talk themselves into something they need to believe but can’t or trying to talk themselves into something they want to believe but shouldn’t. It’s okay. Like 83% of the human experience is an exercise in projection anyway.

At this point, the Terminator’s catchphrase should be “I’ll Never Go The Hell Away”.

A horror movie about a demonic gym trainer called HEALTHRAISER.

A superhero named BLASTPHEMER who can shoot powerful rays of energy to defeat the bad guys but has to charge his powers by screaming vulgarities and heresies, the worse his words, the better he can defeat evil.

The regularity with which you can produce cycles of honesty or “the truth hertz”.