halloween barrage in idea barrages

An Alaskan rapper building a song around the line “I’M NOT A SLEDDER, I JUST MUSH A LOT!”

Our lack of a horror movie called GOOD WILL HAUNTING concerns me.

You always hear about outlaw country music, you never hear about inlaw country music. I bet that’d be fun.

Your emo/goth musical revue will be called Death Cabaret For Cutie.

A low carb country act called Doc Atkins and The Ketones.

The fact that Traffic’s “Dear Mister Fantasy” and The Marshall Tucker Band’s “Can’t You See” would mash up perfectly will now be stuck in my head all night.

At this point, Motley Crue all look like either Dog The Bounty Hunter or someone actively being pursued by Dog The Bounty Hunter.

“Minnie The Moocher” “Saint James Infirmary” and “Summertime” all blur into one song, in my mind.