oct 30 in idea barrages

You will do bonkers psychedelic covers of classic country songs under the stage name “Hank Zappa”.

The most Instagram food ever would be quinoa topped with edible glitter and called “Yas Queenoa”.

If they ever complete the act of Breaking Benjamin, would that mean we wouldn’t have to hear him anymore?

In Soviet grade school, homework eats dog.

There are those who would never allow themselves anything as common and trite as happiness or love. Dont be one of those people.

A toga is really just Caesar dressing.

Weird Al never considered writing a parody of “Like A Prayer” about the bear fetish sub-culture and it’s yet another reason why I should be installed as his rightful successor.

The sound of a pegleg clomping against the deck of a ship is ASMRrrrrrrr.