oct 23 in idea barrages

Equestrians hate it when you call the stables “their horse house”.

When the people who made Trump, who knew they were making Trump when they took their balls and went home after they didn’t change the rules after the fact for Bernie in 2016, say the things about Trump now that we said in 2015, it’s weird. In 16 the only reason Trump seized power was the Bernie wouldn’t let go & splintered the left so badly the GOP idiot-fringe rose up as an electoral plurality. In 20, the only D who could lose to Trump w/out that splintering is Bernie. This is an existential threat, bros. Let go. The prevention of real human suffering in front of us, today & in the near future, is more important than the strident purity of ideals. Both the far-right & the-far left refuse this humane truth, the monsters exploit this of both sides & this is where we are now.

Only our culture’s ignorance of the Built to Spill catalog disallows me a Hogans Heroes parody to the tune of Aisle 13 about Stalag 13.

Members of Rage Against The Machine and Onyx coming together to rap about DUNE in the super-group “Many Machines Onyx”.

When people insult “Boomers” online, I pretend they’re talking about super-sonic pilots and it amuses me. Probably would amuse no one else in the world but that’s okay.

Her addiction to watching Pink Flamingos over and over and over required a Divine intervention.

Crawling back through the window to kick the ass of the person who put you through it is called “refenestration”.

Daredevil briefly lost his echolocation but soon he figured out a way to regain his sense of porpoise.