oct 14 in idea barrages

ASCII no questions, I’ll code you no lies.

I wonder how long someone would get away with the pen name “Dustin LeVent” before everyone caught onto the dust in the wind joke.

When you consider how weirdly smooshed all genders bits get by clothing, actually x-ray vision wouldn’t be sexy at all, itd be…disconcerting.

I can’t make the first move, not out of cowardice but rather because I have all this intimidating privilege as a man and a giant I never want to seem like I’m exploiting. I’d rather be alone than hurt anyone.

Every performance of the character Kelly Bundy is collectively Christina Aggregate.

TWO MEGA-CORPORATIONS COME TO AN AGREEMENT ON HOW TO MONETIZE OUR NOSTALGIA!

We all every one of us just ships asea, battered and tattered, tilted out of control, check local listing for more details.

A joke about dating a dryad and the phrase “get off my lawn”.