sept 22 in idea barrages

Late summer nights like these, hot by day, cooler but still humid in the evenings, where the loneliness of singledom really kicks in. The crickets or frogs or whatever sing, wish I could share their song with someone.

Saw an exercise machine called “Leg Master Slim” and I thought to myself “I now have my old-school early-1980s rap name”.

A movie about the manager of an up and coming band call The Expectations called “Managing Expectations”.

Anxiety externalizes successes and internalizes failures, both across the board. Yes, sometimes you succeed out of luck and yes, sometimes you fail yourself but it’s always a mixed bag. Anxiety says no and cripples you with that lie.

Youtube keeps suggesting Harvey Danger’s “Flagpole Sitta” to me. I think youtube is having a laugh.

If I lived inside a police procedural television show, every time someone would refer to a “cold case”, I would pretend to think they were talking about the freezer. “Oh man, get me a creamsicle outta that cold case!”

Deadpool defeating The Silver Surfer by piercing his skin with a tiny straw and sucking his insides out like a giant Capri Sun.

Doctor Henry Jeckyll was missing for days, most feared he was dead but really he’d just gone into hydeing.