sept 20 in idea barrages

If Elvis had faked his death, he’s surely dead by now either way, the same as Hitler, the same as JFK, if there were aliens in Area 51, they’re surely long gone, dead or alive, Paul’s still writing songs.

My vocabulary is so handsome, just call me Synonym Sugar.

Angel in the Morning and Space Cowboy are the same song and I just realized it. (The Hook also, but that might’ve been intentional.)

Is there a drink that’s vodka, espresso, club soda and a twist of lemon? If it isn’t already named The Amerikanski, I’m naming it that now.

Gears of steel are just ferrous wheels.

The greatest name for a band ever would be “Burt Vonnegut” and your logo would just be Kurt Vonnegut but with a giant dang ol’ Burt Reynolds mustache. Dang ol’ Burt Vonnegut is what I’m saying here.

Would Evil Mister Rogers be like “DO NOT BE MY NEIGHBOR!” or would he be like “I DEMAND YOU BE MY NEIGHBOR!”? I feel like it could go either way.

If you constantly think that someone is trying to mesmerize you, you are a hypnochondriac.